The Official FGB Quotes Thread

[Drown the Demon]

Yesh, so if you see any funny quotes, be it OOC, IC, in WWD or anywhere in FGB, go right ahead and post it here. I'll get 'round to posting some myself (likely from Stonehenge), but I'm kinda pressed for time right now. However, I do believe Corni-dog (say, new morph for Stonehenge! :D (A) ) and Bingy-Liopluerodon will have plenty to entertain ya'll with.

Enjoy! :D

[Six Degrees]

I guess I could get the ball rolling... Ostrich!Billy in Stonehenge was absolutely hilarious.. I really didn't know where to cut the quote because the whole post was really funny. :-p I'm not even sure if that is the sound an ostrich makes.. :D Go Billy!

Billy was a big bird, possibly the biggest bird on the planet at this time. But the only thing ironic about this situation, is the fact that he had a very small brain. A few minutes ago, he was running around the club like a mad-man, because the noise coming through those big black boxes, speakers, was causing his ear drums to explode. However, now, the ostrwitch had found comfort in stonehenge's very own bathroom; it was no where as loud as out in the main club, so this was like heaven to someone who had such powerful ears...even though he technically didn't have an ear in bird form. Yeah, whatever. As he walked around in the bathroom, going in circles, he heard something making a weird guzzling noise, like water running. Turning around, he noticed that the men's bathroom actually had waterfalls on the wall, and being the thirsty animal that he was, he couldn't resist but stick his long neck in that water source and drink up. As he was gulping all that water, which was slightly yellow for whatever reason, his human instincts were telling him: Stop! its an clogged urinal dammit!, but his bird instincts told him to just keep drinking and drinking.
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Now looking at the racoon-like animal that needed a cheeseburger, he used his beak to poke it instead. "Baqueeegrrrr."



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And the OOC quote that started this whole thread anyways..

Mehhh.. I have to do a five minutes speech thingy on Wednesday and I have no idea what to talk about....

Maybe I'll just ramble about online relations, FGB, and all this stuff...

*imagines saying*: "Yeah, so everyone, I recently got new powers, namely Potence and Aerokinesis.. it's super strength, you know, and now everyone's saying I'm a she-hulk and it's not fun.."

:rotflol: Corni, we love you. :D

[Tipsy Kitty]

Ok, I know this is so old that it is long since deleted, but it remains one of the posts that cracked me up the most.

What is it? It's the inbetween post I asked Phoebe to post for me when I was making one of the coven episode threads. It was so amusingly weird we left it there. Strangely, not a single participant of that episode said a word about this post.

I'll post it as the post the Smamfa made in the OOC thread for the coven stuffs.

The spammy in between post in Faction 20:
Originally posted by Prima Donna

Do YOU know who the balloon belongs to?!

Joanna- No, Phoebe. Who does the RED balloon belong to? White is not a colour! It lives in the tree :e:p

Phoebe - The red balloon belongs to wet! Or is the wet balloon red? Or is the red balloon wet? White does not live in the tree. The tree is burning. White lives in batteries. Because they're mice

Joanna- I know the tree is burning, it's because of the gnomes. They light fires and scare libby, which explains why black counts. White lives in the tree because it's hot. Mice are soft. White isn't soft. Mice are pink. Because pink tastes like peppermint

Phoebe - The gnomes went home to Easter. They make Chocolate pringles. White is hard and mice are bricks. And ARE YOU MAD, woman?! PINK HAS FANGS! Run! HIDE!

Joanna- So that's why my tongue is all swollen. I thought it was because of how orange had stabbed it with that needle. Orange is crazy, it oozes pus all over the place. Quite messy really. It burnt a hole through my hardwood floor. The gnomes didn't go home, they went to my place to fix me floor.

Phoebe - Orange is only real if you follow the white rabbit. They bit your tongue. Now there's nothing left but black. But black is an absence. So if there's an absence of nothing, there's SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH!! :wow:

Joanna- Oh that damn white rabbit. I knew it would be a problem when i jumped throuhg that ridiculously deep tunnel in the tree. I was only trying to avoid the fire! :( Black is comforting. It shows everything that's there, unless that black is darkness then it hides everything thats there which is what it always does. So i guess i dont like it, but i do because my dragon is black. Well he's not mine, he's a stray i found him at the end of the rainbow. Wait, there's something moving! IT JUMPED FROM MY MOUTH TO YOURS! how utterly disgusting. EW! It has TALLONS!

Phoebe - Don't be stupid! The only way to avoid the fire is to be a pringle, every fool knows that. I'm Tilex :D A toilet duck! Quack quack quck. They just dropped me :( Make your black dragon be purple. Cause then its spongey and huggable, and SQUISHY IS NOT HUGGABLE! Squishy bends when you kick it. Spongey springs back. Its like the brave kind of popcorn. Nooooooooo! Tallons! Tallons! Must get rid of it! Fire! Burning! Third degree burns! Hot chocolate....

Joanna- Well it shows i'm not a fool, cause i didnt know to be a pringle cause im not a fool as every fool knows. Stupid expression really, just like yellow. One of the most detestable of creartures, it lurks in the light and blinds you when you least expect it. My dragon is black and can't be changed. Although if i kick it i fall through it. It's made of shadows. The apples also have tallons you know. They live inside, invisible, and tear apart at you when you sleep. Broccoli is a common enemy, but it is quite benine, it's the apples you have to watch out for. I'M DODO! THE ANNOYING BIRD WHO FLIES AWAY BEFORE IT GETS THANKED IN THE DODO ADS! But you don't have them cause you live in the past. and now your tongue is squishy. DONT KICK IT!

Phoebe - Yellow is alive! Its like a banana with a face you sharpen pencils with. Except the pencils are curtains waiting to swallow you whole. Your dragon is a curtain! A big curtain! We must draw it out of existence before it eats your dodo! AGGHHH you're taking over my mind! *panics* Fluff. bubblegum. fangs. I'll fight you away with my PINK!

Joanna- Yellow is no banana! It's fooling you! YOU'RE UNDER IT'S SPELL! Get out with your life and sight while you can! The gnomes will help, they've fixed my floor now. There shall be no erasing of my dragon! It is not a curtain, you FOOL, it's a highlighter. A BLACK HIGHLIGHTER. Yes, it's possible :e:p I'm taking over everyone's minds, but don't tell them. PINK! PINK HAS FANGS dont you remember!? You're going to kill us all!

Phoebe - YELLOW IS A BANANA! Stop! Stop! My fragile mind can't take your insinuations! I'l l shatter like sand! Sand in the middle of a rat race with cows and cars and yesterdays! But highlighters are pink. Your dragon is pink, it has fangs, your dragon wants to end the world!!!! NOOOO! *hides* Draw it away! Draw it away! its black and yellow and pink and white! Make it PURPLE PLEASE! For the sake you and all your cherubs!

Joanna- YELLOW IS NO BANANA! I'm EDUCATING YOU! It's not my fault they didn't teach you such things in school! But then again, you went to school in the prison, filled with marron walnuts, so it's no wonder. Those FRIKING WALNUTS WARP EVERYTHING! THEY BEND MINDS! they are MIND BENDERS. And the rat race is currently in my house, it's messing up my floor the gnomes just fixed. DAMN THOSE COWS HANGING FROM HOT AIR BALLOONS! Do YOU know who the balloon belongs to?!

:rotfl: *dies of laghter* Our guides are very random.. :rotfl:

[Drown the Demon]

Meh to you all. My title did NOT suck....it blew. :-p

I found this amusing in Rene's office:

I don't really get it either. If you go through old family videos, there's actually one where I'm 4/5 years old and I find a jug with a bit of windshield washer fluid in the bottom. I tilt it to get a better look at it and then immediately raise it to my mouth to take a swig. :-p

easily explained windshield washer fluid looks like a blue motorcycle the drink not the actual bike.....

So does the drink have a sweet taste? I recall the fluid being sweet. Though there was a bit of a soapy kind of taste to it. It was like sweet soap. :-p

I recall the Ivory brand of soap was pretty nasty. Well, all brands of soap are disgusting, but Ivory was the worst. :-p

yes the drink does.....and I think the dove had the worse after taste myself...through dawn runs a close second

Seems funky that we're actually talking about favorite flavors of soap. :-p

[Drown the Demon]

Double post, but whatever...:-p

From Billy's level 6 MOTC announcment thread! :D

:faint:...

Wow. :wow: Billy is speechless. Someone mark that on the calander! :-p

*marks it*

24th May 2007 - Billy is speechless.

Just to make it official. (A)

[Drown the Demon]

And triple post. :-p

awwwwwwws thianks for the bday wishes guys... reaallly sdweeet.

I'ds say this beettter but im so drunk i cann hardly see staright... and our cab broke doown on the way home so we had to walk 15-20mins home in the RAIN im soooooo soacked through and cold and annoyed cayse i spent 55mins straighening my hair and bLAH.

sleeeep.

[Amethyst]

This is one from Etheral Coven House (Lili's party). I just find it really funny and a very random speaking.

:pointlol:


"I'm sure that confrontation will come soon and it's going to be painful, for Ryan anyway so win, win!" She smiled, listening to the rest of what Georgia had to say. Argueing is a part of what makes a girl, a girl well sort of anyway or that just applies for Rachel. Seems Rachel and Georgia were going to get very close and having a friend when you are so new makes things easier, especially when that friend is Rachel. Rachel has experience, she knows people how they act and how they act towards new people. Or in Rachel and Georgia's situation, how to annoy Ryan to breaking point.

"So what you wanna do? Dance? Drink? Annoy?"

[Black Widow]

Yep, I’ve ruined Heroes for myself. It’s the Ryan, Freya, Sasha and Heaven show! :-p


Love this quote, it made me laugh cause I think the same :D

[Vingt-Trois]

Holding her hands crossed on the height of her stomach Lili thought When it comes to bags, men, and cities, is it really what's outside that counts?

It's late for me, and this was amusing. :-p

[Solstice]

"I don't like pie." Pause for dramatic effect. "Shocking, I know, because everyone loves pie."

I absolutely love this, it's so random. :-p

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Lily shouted, her voice an octave higher than normal, in shock and outrage at Ava from across the room as her best friend stood there kissing some... some guy! All Lily wanted to do was congratulate Ava on her promotion and this is what she gets?! It was like something out of those hip teenage dramas that everyone seemed to enjoy watching on the television. The fact that the person she was kissing was actually male made it all the more disturbing. Marching up to the stage, Lily threw her hands in the air, her eyes locked on Ava, completely ignoring the guy she was with. "Is this how you act all the time? Go around kissing your friends, then getting cozy with random guys! What the hell, you... you don't even like man parts!"

And again LOL. Especially the last sentence. :-p

[Solstice]

....

“Okay, here's the deal. I've kindly accepted you into my coven - and believe me, you needed it as no other Guides would want you - so there are some rules if you want to stay in the house. And again, believe me, you're better off staying here than out on your own. You have no idea who are the kind of people who are after you now. Forget about how dangerous and thrilling your life before, it just got worse.”

She took a deep breath, then continued. “You will NOT bother the female witches in the house or come into their room uninvited, nor will you be pushing any kind of drugs on my other charges. There certainly won't be any kind of buying, selling, or trading anything illegal or any suspicious activity at all. Oh, and and I will NOT have guns in my coven house. It's against the rules here, and besides, we've got better fire power than that in this world. Yes, even better than the MAC-10 or whatever it is.” Then, knowing words wouldn't be enough, she added, “I can read minds. So you wouldn't want to try it anyway. I'll bust you sooner than you can say chillin'. Is that clear?”

:rotfl:

[Drown the Demon]

Johnwade

This was *not* a righteous day. First, Johnwade hadn't even had a chance to finish his 5th 40 of Colt before the beef went down in the parking lot, then he'd run out of ammo before the boys on the other side had even run out their first clips. How in the *hell* was he supposed to know that Q-Dogg had ripped them off last time by shorting them about 3 keys, and besides all that, what does he *care*? Their game is that lame, they *deserve* to lose their loot. Not to mention the fact that some white hoe he'd never met had popped up right beside him and yanked him out of there before he'd even had the chance to get his getback for the caps those boys had been bustin' at him, let alone get it on with Sharice. Damn, that girl got a fine-lookin' booty, too.

Now, this other uptight b!tch is trying to tell him that she's doing him some kind of a *favor* by letting him join her "coven house." Johnwade doesn't know much about covens, but he remembers from somewhere that they're supposed to be crews of witches. Witches, yeah right. Next week, he'll score with Naomi Campbell, too. Besides, he's already rollin' with 73rd Street--patched up, the whole 9. Of course, if he could get more Benjamins outta this deal, he might just cover up and see about gettin' jumped into this posse, but what's this about no runnin' game on the hoes or dealin'? She ignores him the whole way here, like he's some kid she's baby-sittin' or somethin', and then she goes and lays *this* on him?

And who the F*** does she think she is, layin' hands on him like this? He looks down at her hands on his chest in disbelief before shoving them away from his leather bomber jacket with his right hand and then looking her straight in the eye from behind his mirrorred shades, which luckily he hadn't lost when he'd hit the deck behind that Expedition back in the parking lot. The toothpick sticking out the left side of his mouth straightens as he bites down on it before giving this piece of ass a piece of his mind, his face twisting to show her that he's not buyin' this s*** she's shovelin' his way.

"Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to like you just done went and lost your rabid-ass *mind?* I'm a growed-ass man, not some little b!tch, b!tch. Far as the hardware and the rest of my operation goes, you need to leave the man's business to a man, but Papa John can tell you ain't had one of those in a while, 'cause don't matter how good you are, ain't no *man* gonna put up with *this*. I'd say that maybe I could hook you up with something to let you chillax, but I dunno if even *my* product is *that* good. You think you know somethin' about bad folks, girl? I say you ain't got nothin' 'round here that me and a coupla boys with AKs can't handle."

His words slow, and his voice lowers a bit with the last 2 sentences. He's seein' something here. These people got a problem, and they think that this is the best way to come at him. They're dead-ass wrong, but Johnwade Hammer never missed a trick in his life, and he ain't about to start now. If he lays the right game on 'em, this could end up bein' one huge pile of loot, judging from what he can see of this "coven house" place. He's shown this woman that Johnwade ain't her b!tch, now it's time to talk business.

"Now, what we got here is some kinda failure to communicate. You got a problem, I probably got a solution. Just lay it out to me straight, and I'll give you my price. Money on wood make *everything* good, girl."

He cocks his head to the right and eyes her from behind the shades. Maybe she thinks her game is better than his, and she can get a better price talkin' crazy. Aw naw, *hell* naw. Be a cold day in *hell* before Johnwade Hammer gets hustled by some nutjob witch cult.

:rotfl:

[Black Widow]

Mybe I am drunk. No, I don;t feel luke chucking, I;m just tipsy. Very sttipsy.

OMG i'm still so jealous you;re so close to manhatten. I'm on the other frikking side of the planet. :( It takes 14-16 hours on a plane to LA, then another like 4-5 hours on a crappy AA plane to JFK plus an hour on an expensive shuittle to get to manhatten for me :( I'm so goddamn poor :( Wow saying that makes me feel politically incorrect. That sucks.

PS maube I shouldn;t ebe sitting here iwth a flask full of vodka next to me. I think I should sleep.

I find drunk JoJo very amusing :D

[Tipsy Kitty]

Aww, thanks Carly :-p I live to entertain, I guess LOL :D In the end I was actually drunk, not just tispy, last night :-p

On another note, this just amuses me so :D

:rotfl: Billy's been a slave for ages but Nick & Kail.. thats new. xD Soo I guess "Slave" is the new "MotC" (with GL access) now? :-p

That's right. We were pondering of coming up with a special name for them, but since we didn't have any ideas, Jo wisely said, "Ah well, they can be Slaves for now. :nod:"

And that summed it up nicely.

[Vingt-Trois]

I would have never known that I was a slave until you posted that, Jo. :e:p

[Drunk Puppy]

Did people enjoy seeing Ava fall every time she tried to stand up? Was failure just something she was destined to do?

Cracks me up everytime I read it. :lol:

[Stereo Love]

Hopefully Ryan can go BOOM! [/petertribute]

Ryan no go boom :(. Ryan cannot regenerate Peter-stylee :-p

:hihi: Made me crack up with laughter, Librarian told me off for being loud, kinda broke the back of the chair too by falling off. :hehe:

[Persnickety]

He knew there were greater opponents on the other team, but where were they exactly? Apparently the Silver Rose Coven had wanted their fate to end up on the shoulders of Rachel Brook - which in his opinion weren’t exactly sturdy shoulders!


Just makes me laugh becuase it's true!

[Solstice]

It was clear that the guy beside her liked her suggestion. The corners of her eyes crinkling playfully, Emma was about to uncross her legs when a movement out of the corner of her eye caught her attention. Vaguely glancing over, Emma saw the woman from before taking it upon herself to help herself to the bar, which Emma didn't have a problem with. No, it was the zombie who appeared beside this woman who caught Emma's focus. That crazy blonde biatch was back. Emma's whole chest stiffened. What was her problem anyway? Couldn't she just go nuts on someone else? As Britney stalked over to them, Emma's eyes narrowed dramatically. Maybe she'd get lucky, and Britney wouldn't be too much of a pain. Fat chance. This blonde was totally toxic.

I always crack up when I read that. It makes me wanna go running around like a headless chicken screaming "totally toxic!" :-p

[Solstice]

*double posts*

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Keeping his head low, Reese realised it didn't make much difference as the fog blinded him as easily as it did Britney. However, it was slightly better than being thrown around the music pit in the first two minutes he reasoned. And if he could just keep out of sight for a little while longer, the young male witch hoped the element of surprise would allow him to score a quick, hard hit on his fellow witch.

The spell finally ran its course, and the fog ebbed away to nothing; as though it had never been there at all. Reaching the edge of the pit barrier where it connected to the stage, Reese stopped. Flattening his back against the wooden front of the stage, he reminded as quiet as he could, listening for sounds of Britney. Try as he might, he couldn't. Either she's incredibly quiet, or she's gone. Wondering if it were worth getting his head knocked off his shoulders, Reese pondered looking above the barrier to see if he could spot his opponent. However, at the same moment, Britney issued her psionic command to him. It was a strange sensation, an itching at the front of his head that somehow exploded into a full thought. (( Bring sexy back. That's right, sing on that stage and dance as if your favourite Justin Timberlake song were on. )) What would normally sound outlandish to Reese suddenly became very reasonable.

Without a second thought, he stood up from where he had been hiding and turned to pull himself up onto the stage. Immediately, he broke into dance, moving his entire body to the beat of a song only he could here...

"Dirrty babe," Reese belted, "you see these shackles baby I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. Its just that no-one makes me feel this way..."

Executing a perfect spin, Reese continued to dance, the movements getting more suggestive with every passing second. He moved his hips in a grind, running one hand down over his neck and futher over his chest. Despite the fact he couldn't see Britney, he continued to dance as though it were for someone's elses enjoyment.

"I'm bringin' SexyBack. Them other boys watch how I attack. If that's your girl, better watch your back. Cos she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact..."

Sliding his hands up beneath his shirt, Reese exposed his abs to the seemingly empty Opera House. Throwing his hands up with abandon, he began to moonwalk across the stage, unbutton his shirt as he moved. The moment couldn't have been any more humiliating for Reese, regardless of the fact that he was a pretty decent singer and could dance. Even as the final button came undone, Reese managed to have one rational thought that was actually his own.

She really...is...mean.

[Six Degrees]

Her anger seemed to snap her out of her shock, proverbial daggers shooting towards Kail.

"Do you always have to be such an arsehole? What did Kira ever do to you? But sure, we can be professional," stepping away from the bar, she took a step towards Kail, every line on her face painted with anger. "I want $300, then. That's the going rate, right?" Her voice dripping with disdain and sarcasm, Emma spun on her heel and turned sharply to face Kira, no longer able to see the elephant man in the room. Kail could go jump off a cliff for all she cared.

*keeps laughing at Jojo* :-p

[One Voice]

“Baby can’t you see,” started the young blonde witch as she entered the kitchen, earbuds blasting one of her all time favorite songs. One of her coven mates glanced her way, confusion plainly written upon their face. Ignorant of who was around, she continued strutting through the area, grabbing a bright yellow banana from the fruit bowl and placing it near her lips while her other hand tightly grabbed hold of a nearby chair, her body dipping as she sang the next few words. “I’m callin’. A guy like you should wear a warning,” cooed Britney in a sultry voice while moving her body provocatively. Giggling to herself, she continued her journey toward her room, dismissing the onlookers and shaking her bum along the way, which could be seen through her lacey pink underwear.

Stopping near the bathroom, she slammed open the door as the song hit a heavy bass note and winked in the mirror, admiring herself for a brief moment. “It’s dangerous, I’m fallin’,” she added before closing the door once realizing someone was in there. A fake shocked look crossed her delicate features before she feigned falling backwards. A moment later she scurried to her room, bursting open the door before the next set of lyrics began. Throwing her hands out enthusiastically, tossing the fruit to the side, she glanced around before singing along once again. ”There’s no escape… I can’t wait! I need a hit, baby give me it,” her voice carried out before pointing a finger toward the television set, and a moment later brought her hand back to her body and let it run down her chest while bending her knees simultaneously. ”You’re dangerous, I’m lovin’ it.

Brit then dashed toward the bed, leaping onto the plush furniture and planting her feet firmly onto it. She then began yet another piece to her morning routine, looking skyward with her almond shaped brown eyes while making a few more sultry body movements to match the songs beats. “Too high, can’t come dow-” she began when a sudden loud ring interrupted the song, one that couldn’t be avoided. The sound of her phone shocked her, causing her to lose her footing and trip over herself. The woman stumbled, falling completely off the bed where she landed ass first on the hard flooring. Damnit! Grunting, she pushed herself off the ground and slammed a hand on the electrical device, flipping it open angrily while hissing a vicious ‘hello.’

:lmao: Hehe, this always has me laughing.

[Drown the Demon]

"Oh pull the other one it's got bells on it."

Annoyed - even in the afterlife - the remains of Mari Carson's soul - also known as her spirit or ghost or whatever you wish to call it - hovered over her corpse. She had been slaughtered, there were no two ways about it, and in the back of her mind she had always told herself that if she were to die again some day soon, it'd have to be like this. Apparently one really had to be careful what one wished for, and instantly an entire wishlist concerning the guides and the several cruel and dark, twisted ways in which they could be offed passed in Mari's mind, and it made for a cruel grin to spread on her face.

Back to the matter at hand, which was the bloodied mess on the floor formerly known as her incredibly sexy body. She was regarding it from all angles and trying to decide whether she was appaled at the sight or in sheer admiration for the carnage that had occured. Her killer had been thorough, had had every intention of finding Mari and making sure the woman did not move a muscle anymore. Her killer probably had forgotten that this wasn't the first time this happened to Mari and that, if she were able to come back to life again she would surely enjoy her fingerlicking good revenge.

For now though, the general consensus was that she was annoyed. She was annoyed that this had happened to her again and most of all she was annoyed that her outift had been torn to shreds in the massacre that had lead to her death. That was a perfectly good D&G top, and obviously her killer had been oblivious to the fact that these days the common currency was not seashells and that a good pair of Versace pants cost quite some money.

"Look at me... Seriously, they don't even have the decency to make sure my hair's half decent for when they find me!"

The ghost sighed - in so far as that afterlife permitted annoyed sighing - and she hovered away a bit. Her eye caught sight of the modified crucifix hanging around her body's neck, lying on the ground, opened, the contents spilled on the floor. Such a waste of perfectly good coke!
The afterlife sucked, you couldn't even get high anymore. And in the distance, the rumble of thunder was heard and she attempted to sigh again.

"I deserve so much better than some bad b-rated movie rip off and a hand full of clichés."


LMFAO Here Mari just died and she's more concerned about her clothes and hair.

Plus the coke in the crucifix is priceless. :lmao:

[Tate Langdon]

For something to put Adam off completely, it would have to be huge. Something like enjoying the ritualistic murder of kittens or a something.

That had me laughing out loud like a crazy person.

[Drown the Demon]

http://www.midnight-shadows.org/showthread.php?p=129434#post129434

I think we should just leave the link here. It's interesting. :D

[Funny Girl]

This, literally, made me LOL :-p

What is this feeling? So sudden and so new? Zoey blinked, as if to try to blink out of her newfound feelings. What a moment, did I just quote Wicked in my head? Even if her mind was on a complete weird track, slowly and so much, all she could feel was attraction. And she wanted this stranger. Now.

Have to resist, I have to. I am Zoey Lilienthal, I can't be in love! Oh... But she is pretty...

[Tate Langdon]

“Wanna get outta here, G? Your bed could use a little activity,” he said in between small kisses on her neck. “Don’t you think?"

Comedy gold! Ryan is one classy dude :-p

[Black Widow]

Another Ryan quote from the ball;



Ryan chuckled at her words as he continued to kiss her neck, his arms around her waist. He focused only on Georgia; her skin, her hair, her scent. Everything about her lured Ryan in and he was unable, and unwilling, to pull himself away from her. He just needed to be with her in every single way. The coven house was too far away; he needed her now. His mahogany eyes laid on the cubicle that Georgia had previously been crying in and a wicked smile crossed his lips. Not very classy but, hey, it would do.

“G, what do you think about -”

[Nefertiti]

Cause it's a sin not to quote this.

"For starters, I'm not entirely sure us kissing was exactly the best idea. Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure some awkward part of me still really likes Henry. Which is beyond crazy, let me tell you. Not only can I not explain it, but I'm not entirely sure I'm even okay with it. Oh, and did I mention how sorry I am for kissing you and leading you on or anything like that- because that definitely wasn't my intention in going into the kitchen! But, just seeing Chyou made me think of Henry and then, well, let's face it I was thinking about Henry instead of you- and also are you kinda gay because I'm really not a boy. It's perfectly fine if you are- fo shizle, gay pride!- but I would really just like to know so I feel a bit less awkward about this whole thing, though that would probably make me feel a bit more awkward about this whole thing now that I think about it... But that's doesn't matter! Just... eh!"

Location of the Crime: Twilight Coven House, obviously.

[Six Degrees]

Isabelle reached Mari at the exact moment she lit her cigarette. In one swift move she confiscated it and banished it into thin air. “Honestly, Mari, you have but to walk three steps to the balcony if you’d like to smoke. And where’s the emergency that required you to call me like the whole place was on fire?” Seriously, sometimes she wondered how she could sleep at night while living under the same roof with someone who quite possibly could burn down the house any day because she thought it would be fun to do so. “Actually, that was probably the wrong expression. I’m pretty sure if the place was on fire you would be laughing with glee instead.”

I hate to give attention to another coven's house.. but Isabelle's reaction to Mari Carson is just priceless.

[Titanium]

“Oh, gosh! My name’s Jasper, Jasper Knight. You can call me Jazz, if you like, it’s like a nickname, I suppose. Y’know like jazz music? With saxamophones.”

:rotfl: I've found a new favorite word...Saxamophones :-p

[The Analyst]

*Revives thread*


Mustering up every ounce of confidence she had, dark orange sparkled surrounded her and took her from her own living room to the one in the house she picked. The moment the sparkles faded Allyson realized that perhaps she’d been a little stupid. There was no way she could ever find a light switch in a room where she wasn’t even able to find her own hands in. If it weren’t for the fact that they were attached to her body she would have lost them completely.

:lmao: That was funny to me :D

[Annie Edison]

At this point, he would gladly where a t-shirt that said TEAM HENRY.

Posted because the colors totally made me spit out my water, I was laughing so hard.

[Funny Girl]

"Isn't this crazy? I've never seen anything like it! My names Cotton and you would be?"

"Heterosexual.. That's if your uh.. 'Situation' was somehow influenced by me. If not, my name's Brooklyn."

Priceless :D

[Funny Girl]

"Seriously, guys, enough with the storms!" She whined over the roaring wind. "This is supposed to be paradise, for crying out loud!"

I think that every time someone uses weather anymore :-p

[Aeorus]

"Thanks for sleeping with me last night." Jess blurted out without a thought. But when the thought came and caught up to her, she immediately realized how it sounded with horror. "Oh my God, I can't believe I just said that." She said, covering her face with her hands in horror as she fell back on the bed. She didn't dare to look at him, embarrassed more than she had ever been. She thought she was awake and alert! How could she have worded something so simple so horribly wrong.

It made me LOL and aww at the same time :lmao:

[Sobriquet]

Maybe it's because I'm still half asleep but this just made me laugh out loud :-p

"There's several places we can look up on. The Akashic Records, ancient Book of Shadows...Google."

:rofl: And yes, I was stalking Kane/Bella like a good little shipper :D

[Funny Girl]

Well get ready... you may die of :O .

Billy and Rachel, in the future, get together. Sierra was led to believe that Billy was her father because Rachel told her that she was. But! Before R&B got together properly Rachel found Jesse. (He was taken by the Elders) Jesse chose the Elders over Rachel, leaving her to go to Billy pregnant. Now Sierra has just found out that Jesse (her whitelighter) is her father and that Nicholas, who she believe to be related, is not her brother. Rachel and Billy now have a family in the future: Nicholas Carew, Sierra Brook, Juliana Parker Carew (Parker), William III (Liam)...and a Wyvern named Sparky!! Oh and there's a floating fox in the mix somewhere!

Me and Billy did our scopes last night/morning. Sierra: Telekinetic Orbing, DoP, Protection Shield, Glamour, Heaven's Treasure, Energy Absorbtion, Teleportation. Such a WL!

Seriously, I could hear the high-pitched, quick and overexcited tone of this entire post while I read it :-p

[Funny Girl]

“If we can hold elections, why can’t we have the candidates in a debate too? Don’t you think that’d be fun?” Isabelle asked into the phone she was trying to hold between her cheek and shoulder steadily as she tried to sort out the mess that was her desk. She listened for a while, then rolled her eyes. “What do you mean, it’s too much of a hassle? It can’t be worse than the state of my working space right now! Also, how about some help? Why do we have to handle everything? I thought you were the Powers That Be, whatever that means—by the way, what does it mean, because I still haven’t figured it out—hello? Hello?” She grabbed the phone and stared at in disbelief. “They freaking hung up on me. Silly power-crazed people.”

Can I take the time to point out the hilarity of conversing with TPTB over telephone? :-p

[Annie Edison]

"You tried to hit me with a bench."
"Well, only because you sent me flying into it!"

Oh my... Juca bickering is quite amusing to me.

[Tate Langdon]

"...Oh, and you,” he pointed at Zen, “can’t you find some pants, please?”

*chuckle*

[Sobriquet]

"He's a vampire and I doubt you are worse than that thing, unless you eat humans for breakfast that is."
"I eat cereal usually for breakfast..."

Bella FTW :rofl:

[Annie Edison]

She was Verdi Candelora. What couldn't she do?

Fish, her mind answered reflexively, dully, and without much conviction.

*snort*

[Drown the Demon]

The girl that had been seated at the table left the room, and Mackenzie couldn’t help but follow with her eyes, watching after her as she went out into the hall. She could no longer see her, but merely hear footsteps. Recovering her breathing enough to venture to the doorframe to see where she’d ran off to, closing the terrace doors behind her, the smell of fire began to hit her nose strong and hard, her panic attack recovering, but it wasn’t over her breathing. The clothes needed to be saved.

Well, I know I didn’t do it! As retarded as I am, I couldn’t set alight to a house from the floor below... If I did, man I have skills. Mackenzie had considered maybe trying to find anyone who had no idea the floor above was burning away, but they could help themselves. They weren’t children. She'd closed the terrace doors already, but she couldn't help but feel maybe by using another exit, she could pick up other people on the way, disregarding that they were a house full of witches probably more than capable to extinguish a fire.

In a mad rush of panic, she picked up the Vuitton suitcase, holding it like a baby in her arms, screeching at the top of her lungs: “Not the Gucci! NOT THE GUCCI!” Charging through the halls, she felt lost as she house became just a maze to her. Damnit! The walls just had to go... Enabling her phasing power, she began to run through various walls, dashing from room to room to find an exit before eventually making it to the kitchen where a few of the coven members had resided, having extinguished the flames during her state of horror.

“If one fiber of Donna Karen got singed.. I would kill you all..” She addressed them all with glaring eyes. “Now, luckily that never happened. My name is Mackenzie. Don’t touch my things and I won’t break your face.” Her demon-glare became a strange upbeat smile after a moments pause. “Lovely to meet you all by the way.” Her voice rang pleasantly, which considering her original tone of voice, was strange on a grand level. She had a habit of doing so however, jumping from one extreme to another emotionally in a matter of seconds.

Keeping the case nearby, she dropped it to the floor, resting herself against the counter, her blonde hair falling neatly over her shoulders. Her first five minutes had already been eventful, though not in a good way. Surely the house couldn't get much worse.

"Welcome to the Twilight Insane Asylum, cheers. You really got to do something about the entrance requirements Isabelle."

Asylum? It had gotten worse.

*bursts into giggles*

Mack, I think I love you. :-p

[Solstice]

:: Frozen ::

Classic old school. Love it. :-p

[Annie Edison]

"Gil McDonald, Command Sergent Major US Army Retired. Mystic Warrior, Fledgling Witch, and another inmate of this cracker factory."

LOL! Seriously, they should just rebuild the rooms with padded walls :-p.

[Funny Girl]

[ X ] An invitation to the dance of life says:
ooooo maybe Verdi should *psionic* cappie into telling the truth
"do you love me...or my shoes??"


:rotfl:

[Persnickety]

*snorts* Yeah, I can just imagine it now.

:: Henry stumbles naked into an equally unclothed Mackenzie. It takes him a couple of seconds, but then it dawns... :: Hey! How did that get in there? :chin:

''He knows not what he does!!'' your face :-p

:lol:

[Annie Edison]

"Umm... excuse me, but why are you holding a spoon to his neck?"

So wonderfully random. I love opening threads to random posts and reading lines like that :-p.

[Annie Edison]

"I was thinking the Animal Kingdom Park in Disney World, Florida. I ALWAYS wanted to come here. Wait? You said a cheetah? Where?!"

Mentioning my place of work=awesome :).

[Pretty Reckless]

She was almost certain now that her death was just inevitable and though most of her was willing to let go, a part of her clung to the world like a child on the door of McDonalds or Sasha on the door of Starbucks when they are asked to leave.
It's funny cause it's true. :rotfl:

[Sobriquet]

Most girls were disgusting and had cooties but not this girl. This girl was cool. He was totally gonna marry her in the future.

“Hey!” Ry called out to Frey as he bounced over to her and started bouncing around nearby her. “You’re cool. You wanna be my girlfriend?”

Frey couldn't help but giggle and go red. The nice looking boy wanted to be her boyfriend. Normally she hated boy's and thought they were smelly and stupid but this boy was clean and nice smelling. Plus he'd realised already that she was super pretty and special.

Bouncing over closer to Ry, Frey smiled at him as he told her his name. Ry, oooh I like it. "Yeah I'll be your girlfriend, cause I think your cool too, and you have nice clothes".


Ryan and Freya can stay as 6 year olds forever, please? They're made of too much awesome to be adults xD

[Black Widow]

Herrick just smiled as he shook Ryan’s hand, here he was standing close to this man’s wife and he had yet to strike him. He almost wanted to congratulate the man, of course that would be silly to do. Although the man was not unattractive he knew Ryan could not stand up to him in the looks department no matter how hard he tired. He was just to, plain. Oh well, he had a good looking woman like Freya so he could not be all bad. He probably was a good faithful husband and everything.


^ The part about Ryan being a good faithful husband made me lol

[Annie Edison]

Elijah says:
I guess that I'm that then. I'm not THAT grumpy, am I?
Bobby says:
yeah, a little bit
Bobby says:
but it's actually kinda cute in a way
Bobby says:
kinda like Pop-Eye
Elijah says:
Pop Eye? You're comparing me to a sailor with a spinach addiction?

MSN chats=Epic.

[Pretty Reckless]

Awww Herrick has no kids... -.-
It's okay, I think Billy is loaning his out or something.
I woke my Mum at 5am laughing out loud at that. :-p

[Annie Edison]

Bobby says: (10:51:53 PM)
you two were here often enough doing the whoopie in your room
Bobby says: (10:51:58 PM)
so I don't know
Jessickah says: (10:52:09 PM)
hey!
Bobby says: (10:52:12 PM)
what?
Bobby says: (10:52:19 PM)
don't say anything
Jessickah says: (10:52:23 PM)
mind your buisness!
Bobby says: (10:52:25 PM)
I hear you two easy
Bobby says: (10:52:28 PM)
I know what goes on :P
Luca says: (10:52:35 PM)
...

Luca has left the conversation.

Jessickah says: (10:53:05 PM)
wonderful

Luca has been added to the conversation.

Jessickah says: (10:53:35 PM)
you ok, Luca?
Luca says: (10:53:57 PM)
um, still undecided. let's stay in Tokyo next time, okay?
Bobby says: (10:53:59 PM)
maybe was thinking of it again

:rofl:

[Tate Langdon]

"Give me your hand."

And people question my sexuality?

There were so many things that Cappie would rather do with his hand. Chop it off with a machete. Dip it into a bottle of hydrochloric acid. Put it near the mouth of a hungry lion. Just to name a few. At the very least Cappie wished he had a bottle of hand sanitizer. Who knew where that hand has been?

First I laughed. Then I was a touch offended at the Henry abuse. Then I just started laughing all over again :hehe:

[Drown the Demon]

"You don't just go around Smurfing people!"

LMFAO Man, I think this is the best line ever. :-p

[Drown the Demon]

Whilst freezing doesn't last forever, it always left those under the influence of Temporal Stasis unsure and bewildered. In the few seconds you were technically dead to the world, a lot had changed. In the few moments it took to deal with the changes, everything had changed. For that reason, Henry couldn't have done a lot about the spell even if he'd had the time to act. That familiar feeling of magic rushed through him and he was under the spell's influence.

"Dude dude DUDE!" Henry bellowed, all in the same word. "Dude dude dude dude dude DUDE dude DUDE?!"

Henry narrowed his eyes, all at once furious at being unable to say anything other than the single world and plotting the hideous and miserable end to Bobby's existance. Resisting the urge to telekinetically mush her face into the wall, Henry still happily lowered himself to the childish level Bobby was used to playing at. His mind span with all the combinations that his powers possessed, and instantly settled on the one that seemed like the most fun.

Without warning, Henry launched himself at Bobby. Given his physical height, he was surprisingly fast and loomed toward her in barely a second. Only it wasn't an over six-foot witch that landed on Bobby. Instead, it was the black and white furry body of a skunk. Having Animorphed mid-lunge, Ani!Henry landed quite easily on Bobby's lap. Spinning on all four paws, Henry turned his back end to face Bobby. Lifting his tail proudly upwards, the skunk-Henry released a spray of foul smelling fluid whilst leaping from her lap to the floor. Having the ability to spray with pinpoint accuracy, Henry aimed the blast for Bobby's torso. The scent would be digusting and no doubt overpowering to the most unsensitive nose smelling like a mix of rotten eggs, garlic and burning rubber.

Ani!Henry shifted back into human form, spinning around to face Bobby. With a chuckle, he folded his arms across his chest.

"Dude."

Well, although she has acquired a hatred/fear of water due to Christmas's other character, I think Bobby may make an exception and take a LONG shower...just this once. :-p

[Annie Edison]

“Jess,” Luca breathed, feeling the nervousness flow out of him. He concentrated on the music for a few seconds, getting lost in its rhythm and thinking only about that, and about their proximity. “There’s something I want to tell you.” He whispered softly, keeping his body in sway with the music even as he spoke. “This..” Luca searched for the right words. “This is perfect, you and me. I can’t imagine a life without you anymore.”

Because adorable Juca proposals are adorable :D.

[Annie Edison]

"Look. You fainted. It's not like you went out of your way to screw things up so don't worry about it. **** happens, you know? And I don't think they'll hold it against you." She shrugs. "People get annoyed at you when you do things you can't control, but they'll figure it out and get over it eventually. No use making a fuss about it." Then, attempting to cheer her up, the teen gives her a teasing grin. "However, if you cut some cheese after having some bean tacos, then yeah, we would just have to hold it against you for a long damn while. No real forgiveness coming from that."

Lets hope that doesn't happen :-p.

[Tate Langdon]

Silly goose! We all know the reason why those clothes never reappeared in New Moon, and it certainly didn't have anything to do with realism (A)

Can't...breathe...laughing... :rotfl:

[Callista]

With her index finger now tapping her lip, it was obvious she was deep in thought.

Teeheehee :hihi:

[Callista]

He did like her, not in the 'OMG look my bed! lets lay down without our pants' way.

:rotfl:

[Drown the Demon]

"Maybe Bobby can change you too sometime."

Herrick almost froze, Bobby and Pandora were friends and if he said 'maybe; or something he might one day find himself not him. Who knows what kind of sick joke Bobby would try and play with him. Even the small amount of time he spent in their 'training' match was hellish. She was fighting him like he was a some demon or rapist and not a fellow coven member. It was horrible all around. Still Herrick did not want to expose such things, he was sure Bobby would do enough damage as it was when she and Pandora talked. He did not need to add anymore to it by slandering her friend on top of it.

"Or not."

Whew She had given him an out. Whatever reason she had given him a change to escape such a thing and not have to worry about being a snake or a pigeon or a dodo or something crazy. He was safe, now all he had to do was politely refuse and he was home free. "Oh no, that sounds fun I would love to try it sometime if she was willing to." YOU STUPID ***** ********* ********** ********* ******er Herrick let himself have it for that. With a smile on his face and his own mind about to stage a walk out Herrick just chuckled a bit.


LMFAO Oh that was good, especially that last bit with the mental cursing at himself. Don't worry, I'm sure Bobby will come up with plenty to turn Herrick into at the next opportunity. (A)

[Drown the Demon]

By the powers vested in me (for now) I now pronounce you Tom and AI's! :bored: You may kiss them but that would just be weird. :-p

*snorts*

[Nefertiti]

ooc: edited. Bobby's a dog people. Kane is no Disney Princess, thus talking to dogs is a no-no. bic:

Best eta ever :-p

[Ivellios]

Thought was there, that was what counts. Don't be rude and things end well, you shoot your mouth and you'll no doubt be RoseCrotched.


Such advice should be handed out in flyers

[Pretty Reckless]

Of course, Rachel noticed Jess on first sight. Who doesn’t look up their new guide? “Oh… So you’re the new Sasha.” The comment, not question, was made before Rachel even had the chance to prevent the could-be insulting words from escaping her lips.
New Sasha ftw! ^___^

[Pretty Reckless]

"Do I have psycho, deranged ex-guide tattooed on my forehead?"

"So uhm, you're the new guide aye? I'd just like to ask for a better way in and out of this thing... you know, there's no decent parking space near a waterfall, and I sort of like my car."

:rotfl: x 2! Mari is made of awesome. :bounce:

[Annie Edison]

Juliet was, at that very moment, researching ways to infiltrate the Ethereal Reveries Coven and burn it to the ground.

*Jess crawls under rock*

[Drown the Demon]

“I respect your private life, Luca,” said the man who came in a shower of orbs without even thinking that Luca might not want to see anybody. “But as a friendly advice from…” From a friend? His Guide? Jess’ co-worker? The newest member in the Let’s-Get-Therapy-For-Bobby’s Club?

Loved the whole thing, but that last bit definitely made me giggle. :-p

[Drown the Demon]

Luca had been too busy concentrating on the change to notice Bobby step back, her entire body shaking in fear. As soon as the change was complete, he let out the roar, unaware of how frightened Bobby actually is. He was slightly surprise at the sound coming from his own mouth and realised it wasn’t the sound he had intended. It sounded quite threatening even to him, but he wasn’t paying attention to Bobby, at least not until there was a strong smell penetrating his nose. With an enhanced sense of smell, it was horrible and he found himself shaking his head as if to shake it off. He rubbed his nose with his paw as if he wanted to cover it, but found that he no longer had a hand.

Tell me you didn’t just fart! Luca thought, daring not to think the worst. Though as he thought that he also wanted to say it, but as opposed to the words, there was another roar. He lifted his hand, abandoning his attempts to cover his nose and stares directly at Bobby. While he means no harm, the stare could potentially be interpreted as an intense stare before pounding the prey. It was however very fortunate for Bobby that Luca had just had lunch before training, combined with the fact that his annoyance had been faked, if these two had not been the case, the tiger instincts might very well have taken over.

The smell penetrated his nose however was such a nuisance that he found himself slowly becoming annoyed. He let out another roar, this time one louder, because he was actually annoyed, but before Luca could actually act upon the annoyance, he found himself shifting back. His features started changing back, he found himself standing up straight again and the fur started receding. He held up his hand, turning it for a moment to check if he had actually changed back. The smell was still there, but not as strong as before. Had Bobby not gotten so scared to have her little accident, he would have congratulated her on her achievement, but Luca found himself annoyed.

“What is that smell?!” Luca knew very well what that smell was, but he couldn’t bring himself to ask Bobby if she had just crapped her pants.

*giggles*

[Pretty Reckless]

, but nothing is holy in this game (except, well, Holy).
I literally LOL'd. :rotfl:

[Tate Langdon]

Much like communism, coven episodes are only a good idea in theory.

*cackle*

[Callista]

“I don’t know if mamma ever told you about that,” Luca could see his grandmother nod, and he continued, skipping that part.

Had to be quoted because Luca calling his mother mamma is the cutest thing ever :D. I 'aww'-ed out loud ^_^.

[Annie Edison]

"Why you be slapping Finn?" He mumbled. "Finn did as you asked." The words seemed to remind the Undine exactly of what he'd done. An intense throbbing pain exploded between his eyes, and his face creased into a grimace. Why did slamming his head into the face of another seem like a good idea at the time? It was plainly the stupid! The tips of Finn's fingers found his forehead, and he rubbed it in gentle circular motions.

"That be the wrong part of head," he grumbled again. That pain was followed swiftly by stinging in his face, where Cotton had slapped him three ways from Sunday in an effort to wake him up. "...Finn be...I think the word be...ow? Finn be ow!"

Finn be adorable :bounce:

[Sobriquet]

“And kid, if you ever call me a little girl again, I will shove a pencil up your nose.”

:O That is not to Rhone's liking!

[Hawkeye]

Had the Guides taken a holiday from common sense and let him join?

Brilliant :D

[Hawkeye]

Surely if Elijah were a Serpahim, then he should have wings and a halo and glowing light around him? What about flowing white robes and trumpet? Finn had seen pictures, and angels tended to either be chubby babies or robe wearing, trumpet tooting beauties. Elijah didn't exactly fit the description of any of those things.

"Elijah be Seraphim?" He repeated, his brows furrowing slightly as he tried to work out what he was not understanding. "But angles be having wings, be they not? Where be Elijah's wings. Elijah be hiding them on the shirt underneath?"

Leaning slightly to Elijah's side, Finn reached a hand for the bottom of Elijah's shirt, poised to pull it up to inspect the body for clues to where the wings were kept. They couldn't be comfortable strapped under there, surely?

Finn = win :D

[Annie Edison]

These modern people are so uncivilised. Where is the wine? Where are the dancers and, more importantly, where the hell are all his slaves?!

I lol'ed so hard at this :-p.

[Black Widow]

When Finn actually suggests that him being without a shirt could be making her uncomfortable, Bobby's eyebrows raise before she actually looks a bit disappointed at him covering his chest with his arms. Wanting to show him otherwise, she shakes her head. "Noooo. Finn no be making Bobby uncomfortable. Shirtless Finn make Bobby happy. Finn be shirtless ALLLL he wants. Elijah be the silly one for saying otherwise."

Finally someone get's around to telling Finn that elijah is silly. The women of FGB thank Bobby :D

[Tigerlily]

Luca started walking to the end of the lingerie section, quite in a hurry to get away from it. It hadn’t seemed like that bad of an idea, but he was starting to doubt it more and more, and especially being there with another man. The looks he got from some of the female costumers made him feel awkward in a way that he was glad he did not have Psionic.


:hehe:

[Tigerlily]

Running along the tree branch, she grips some kind of nut-like seed off it with her little claws. Holding her prize tightly, she glances down through the leaves to see Joseph appearing quite relaxed on that bench. Well, let's see how long that lasts.

HEEEE-YAH!!!

Lifting the nut above her head, Bobby chucks it with the full force of her squirrelly muscles, however little they may be, intent on whacking Joseph in the head or face with the nut.

The mental image I got from this just cracked me up. WIN. :D

[Hawkeye]

“You don’t eat cotton candy because you’re hungry… You eat it because it’s pink, fluffy, soft and so sweet that your teeth fall out just looking at it.”

Perfect xD

[Drown the Demon]

Via MSN chat:

Luca says:
You can't turn the coven house into a zoo?
Who's going to pay for all those animals?
Bobby says:
I do!
I get an allowance and that's where my money goes
and he's so cute
he's a little black and white Russian Dwarf hamster
named Luca
Luca says:
What? You named a pet after me?
Bobby says:
yeah
Luca says:
a hamster?
Bobby says:
yes
he's got this bit of black fur around his chin that kinda looks like you before you shave
Luca says:
you named... a pet after me...
why?
Bobby says:
well, I'm kinda bad at names
Luca says:
there are books for that
Bobby says:
that's why the ginger tabby is named Jess
and then there's Gil, Elijah, Mackenzie and Juliet

[Drown the Demon]

"Oh lookie here!"

This of course Joseph can't hear, but if he could, then he would be probably be very angry, because the mood is changing for him even if he is frozen. He is very angry now. Not that he would notice or even care about it. Being frozen in time doesn't really do much to you. But you know, if he was out of his frozen state he would be glaring and would be very very unhappy. "Such a manly man. I think we can fix that up, now can't we?" Now this would have pissed Joseph off even more if he was unfrozen. He would have probably punched Bobby. He was a manly man and there was no need to fix that up. This is what would be running through his mind if he was aware of all of this. However, no. He was stuck holding the sword out in the air and his face somehow still moved into laughter. It probably looked quite silly, if he could have seen it.

"To the patriarchal and masculine,
I give thee the gift of estrogen.
Be forewarned as my will is done,
I make thee a daughter instead of a son."

If Joseph could have heard this spell being cast against him, he would have thought something along these lines: Noooo, noo, I can't be a woman, it would just be too bad! Then again... I would get... Heh... Nice bodyparts. Hopefully. Or maybe not. I do hope that. Would be nice. Though, as previously stated like a million times by now, Joseph is frozen so he can't think about the fact that his new body parts that he have just gained by being turned into a woman.

And well, also the body parts that he have now lost. It is probably a good idea that Joseph is unaware of this, otherwise he might have thrown a tantrum. He is after all, a very manly man.

Too hilarious for words. XD

[Tigerlily]

Maybe Joseph should consider himself fortunate. He could've been a female gorilla in a superhero costume.

:rotfl:

[Tate Langdon]

At least they had someone who could be the big gun. Or at the very least, the cudgel.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Tate Langdon]

*double post*

In an ideal world it would send her hurtling backwards or take her head off. Unfortunately, Aoife has the mystical strength of a doily, and so she'd be lucky if Meredith was a little disoriented. [One Post]

Doily=WIN!

[Tigerlily]

OMG.

ELIJAH. YOU HAVE POWERS.

USE THEM!!!!

The above Public Service Announcement was brought to you by Sobriquet inc.

bwahahah :hehe:

[Tate Langdon]

He should be locked up. So locked up that it was almost illegal the way he would be locked up.

:rotfl:

[Nefertiti]

I don't see it either. And I've been doing double takes between my own foot and pics of him and they look nothing alike! :-p

On Robert Pattinson and his foot-face :-p

[Tigerlily]

This was not really what Elijah wanted to be doing but, yet again, he was forcing himself to do something that he was not completely terrified by it. A special combat event was certainly something of interest but Elijah was already convinced that this was not going to work out well for him and he was definitely going to get his behind handed to him but if he wanted to ever get his wings - which Joseph had very kindly reminded him he had not yet developed - then he needed to do this training. It sucked but, really, Elijah knew it was a necessary evil. He just would never understand why people did this for fun. Willingly putting yourself in the line of fire. Obviously people here had a lot of issues with their minds.

Elijah flashed into the hall of mirrors in a slight flash of blue light but, as he did so, a bracelet the exact same colour as his flash appeared on his wrist and Elijah's mood instantly changed. Whilst he had previously been obsessed with the negative and how everything was going to go wrong, suddenly everything seemed amazing and he was completely unable to keep himself still and controlled for another second. He looked at the bracelet and then giggled to himself before holding his arm up triumphantly. "THIS IS THE BEST ACCESSORY EVER!" he shouted to the room which he very quickly noticed had several other people in it. He did not immediately recognise most of them but the one person that he did realise made Elijah beam widely and run over to him, waving his arms around crazily.

"JOSEPH!" Elijah shouted at the Electrokinetic as he rushed over to him, practically running into the man. He grabbed the man's shoulders and then giggled at him. "Joseph, we're here to fight. bro! LETS GET STARTED!" Elijah spoke hurried, unable to wait any moment longer. "HIM!"

Elijah pointed over to Sky and, in so doing, froze the Kitsune for 1 post before giggling to himself again and then randomly starting to jump on the spot. He just had so much energy that he had no idea what he was supposed to do with it all. Oh, who were these other people?! There was so little girl but before Elijah could talk to anyone, he overheard Liliana talking and he ran away from Joseph and over to Liliana and grabbed her hand and pulled her closer to him, placing a hand around her waist and took her other hand in his. "Let's dance! The CHA CHA!" he exclaimed, stepping back and forth. Elijah had no rhythm, no matter if he was under empathic attack or not, before he let go over Liliana and then just started to shake around on the spot; dancing alone "Or the rrrrrrrrrrrrumba! JOE! DO THE RUMBA! Oh, wait, does anyone know the Macarena?!"

:rotfl:

I can't decide what part I like the most so the whole post is getting quoted *dies of laughter*

[Drown the Demon]

“Light ball thingy!”


:pointlol:

Lynn, TKOing a Lum ball. This just amused me so much. If I had a drink, I would've spit it out. :-p

[Tate Langdon]

Obviously, Micah had touched a lot more people than Zachary had realised.

Oh sure. Besmirch the dead Guide's character.

:rotfl:

[Hawkeye]

Oh, brilliant. Adele will think I'm thoroughly incompetent. An Avatar that loses track of time. That's a truly awful joke waiting to happen.

Brilliant :rotfl:

[Hawkeye]

Double post cuz this needs to be quoted:

While Jess always knew Adele was different from her, watching the red head put water into the same cup that she put wine in was by far the weirdest thing she saw her do. To top it off, the woman spouted some random Latin-sounding words that made Jess wish the woman had subtitles.

...

"By the way, why would you ruin a perfectly good glass of wine?" She asked with a small laugh. Maybe Adele simply couldn't handle her alcohol, but Jess knew that she would never have wine and water mixed together. "It seems so... watered down. You lose the taste."

[Hawkeye]

She had attacked a student, been as much use as a chocolate teapot and had let her pet orphan run about like a crazed thug who'd been fed too much sugar.

Oh Ecks, you crack me up :bounce:

[Callista]

Attention Forces of Good, this is Noah, on behalf of all the Guides. We need your help. Everyone is to report to the Tempus Aeternus Coven House immediately and wait for further instruction. Lives depend on it.

Arlette fell out of her bed as the voice entered her mind. "WHY YOU SPEAKING SO LOUD IN MY HEAD!"

It wasn't me, yo.

Oh, sorry.

My name is not Noah. And I don't sound that manly. Get a clue, Arlette.

Argh.

*can't breathe, laughing too hard*

[Iridescent]

Attention Forces of Good, this is Noah, on behalf of all the Guides. We need your help. Everyone is to report to the Tempus Aeternus Coven House immediately and wait for further instruction. Lives depend on it.

Arlette fell out of her bed as the voice entered her mind. "WHY YOU SPEAKING SO LOUD IN MY HEAD!"

It wasn't me, yo.

Oh, sorry.

My name is not Noah. And I don't sound that manly. Get a clue, Arlette.

Argh.

After landing hard on the floor, she tried to figure out the message. She managed to get some strange words and she focused on them. And she disappeared from her hotel room. It was a good thing she was wearing clothes, even if it meant wearing a bright yellow tank top and a blue small skirt. She just put on what felt right and what she found, after all. As she appeared in the Tempus Aeternus Coven Realm, she didn't appear at the entrance as the others, instead, she managed to get tangled up in one of the curtains that acted as doors inside one of the houses. She twirled around and screamed tried to get loose from the fabric.

"STOP EATING ME!"

She yelled and soon enough managed to get free. "Woosh. Bad eating curtain. BAD! You should not eat people. It's not good for you." She gave the curtain a pat and then moved on and soon enough found her way to the rest of the people. Of course, as she does, she trips over her own feet, lands on the ground with a loud thud.

"Wow, you are so many people. Have you guys seen the curtains inside? One tried to eat me."

Oh Arlette :D

[Annie Edison]

If it wouldn't have been the strangest and weirdest possible thing he could have done, Noah would have kissed Jessickah.

Oh my God, that should have happened JUST for the lolz.

[The Analyst]

Joseph. She looked around for him. He hadn't arrived yet but Jenna hoped he would soon. She felt better when he was around, safe and reassured. When he arrived, she would make sure they would stick together as they had done before. To make sure he was safe. And where was Arlette? Jenna felt quite fond of the girl and her crazy ways; hopefully she wouldn't get lost on the way here or distracted by a curtain. Hopefully everyone would make it here all right.

Lol, that curtain thing is gonna be famous :D

[Hush]

The Undine stopped and glanced around him. Grabbing part of the cloth, he covered the lower half of his face with it, so that only his eyes and elf-hat were visible. "Uh, no. This not be Finn. This be," his eyes searched desperately for someone not present that he could blame. When nobody was obvious, Finn used the only name he could think of. "This be Malice. Malice being daughter of Morgana. You be staying back," he gulped, his voice getting weaker with every word as he even knew how stupid his attempted feminine voice was sounding. "...mortal." He started to inch to the wall, hoping nobody would noticed the elf-hat wearing, table cloth covered Undine moving.

I read it again and again and it doesn't stop being funny. :pointlol:

[Captain America]

"Me and Eli have... history."

However she thought Gray was fighting a loosing battle. Whatever history him and 'Eli' had seemed to be well and truely over. Eli seemed very much into the woman he had arrived with. "I hate to break it to you, but I think he's moved on".

Best. Misinterpretation. Ever.

[Black Widow]

Their daughter. So he was not only straight and taken, he was even a daddy. Well, wasn’t that a downright shame. Rob turned to Sophie, giving her a smile that was just as wide as the one he’d given to his now ex-love interest. She was quite pretty herself. Lovely eyes, lovely hair and the loveliest of figures. So that was his type? Female? Oh honey, Rob could do female better than most women could.


ROB FTW

[Tate Langdon]

For all Rob cared, Noah could pull off everything. Starting with his clothes of course and continuing from there.

Oh dear :rotfl:

[Tate Langdon]

Suddenly, someone was inside of her (no, not like that. Don't be dirty). Someone she didn't know. Someone... pause for dramatic effect... sane.

:rotfl:

That entire thing is just LOL!

[Sobriquet]

Oh. My. God. It's meant to be! He's a shaman, I'm a shaman - we could be shaman husband and bride and have little shaman babies in our lovely big shaman house! This is destined to be, I knew it! Just wait until he proposes---

Emily appreciation existence :rofl:

[Hush]

He was so cool! Samuel needed to be closer to Herrick and prove just how much he, like so totally adored him! Being a baby, Samuel was not the most mobile of people in the desert and Samuel crawled slowly over to Herrick and then started hugging his leg as tightly as possible, giggling to himself again as he gripped onto Herrick's trousers. I loooooooooooove you! You can be my daddy!

:rotfl:

[Hawkeye]

As her body shrunk to roughly the size of a rat, Never, now too tiny to really see all that well, hid herself in a plastic pipe, finding a stray bit of bubble wrap lurking in the pipe and throwing it over herself.

Because nothing says protection like bubble wrap!

Hidden away safely in her happy little plastic pipe, Never clung to the bubble wrap, whimpering and shivering quietly. Mari was just so damn scary! :(

Bubble wrap, how cute! :rotfl:

[Tate Langdon]

"You should be able to orb, then. You show me orbs, and I'll let you past."

Classy. Really.

[Nefertiti]

Who in Arcadia could possibly be a killer?.

Try everyone. :shakehead:

[Callista]

Arlette rolled her eyes and followed the other druid outside. She gave a glance to Jess, unsure how to act around her guide still. When she reaches the outside, she bounces around a bit at the spot, feeling better being out in the wild.

GRASS!

No, it's water.

What...?

I was just joking. Yes, it's grass.

Arlette thinking to herself is just made of win :-p

[Unforgiving]

Before Noah could react, Jess stepped in, not fully thinking through what she was going to say. "Noah," She started, pointing at him in case there was any confusion. There easily could have been, considering standing was a challenge for most of them. "You're a man-slut." She brilliantly concluded, poking his chest with her pointer finger with each word. "You might want to work on that."

I'm in love with drunk Jess.

[Black Widow]

Noah nodded, pointing at Sophie even though she had a shirt thrown at her head from somewhere else. "See? Taylor knows what she's talking about, even if she does sleep with everyone! Not. A. Cow!"

That simply left Alexander. The Guides could mostly get away with calling a cow and whatever else, but no jumped up demon was walking in and stealing his thunder. Noah scoffed. "My body," he announced, pointing to his torso. "Looks like it was carved by a God. Your body," Noah denounced, prodding a finger in Alexander's chest, "looks like it was chiseled by Ronald McDonald." Noah slung the tee-shirt back into Alexander's face, dragging it down over his head and tapping into Molecular Sizing at the same time to shrink it as it came into contact with his face to a quarter of the size it had been. Alexander could have fun trying to get it off his head whilst Noah went back to the business of the hand.

He turned back to Jessickah, and grabbing her by the arm, pulled her closer. Taking her hand in his, he pressed it against his rock hard stomach. "Does this feel like fat to you?" He drunkenly demanded, circling an arm around her waist to press her body completely against his. "Seriously, where do you get off calling ME fat! I've got muscles in places your gay boyfriend doesn't even have places!" Noah shook his head, eyes blank for a moment. "...what was I saying?"

Glancing over Jess' shoulder, he spotted Billy and his Astral getting to their little performance on the bar. Noah smirked, hoping he fell off the bar before it was all said and done. That just left Jessickah. "I know you like me," he said finally. "And you know I know you know I'm hot...you know." Noah looked confused, trying to follow his own train of thought. "Either way, let me show how a non gay boyfriend does it." Without another word, he lowered his mouth to Jessickah's and kissed her like the world depended on it.

Noah was going to regret this.

I could have quoted the whole thing, but this section had me in giggles!

[Unforgiving]

I was just about to come in here and quote the whole of Stonehenge[7] page 3. Classic.

[Tate Langdon]

But it wasn't at the other team, it was at that blasted woman Noelle. For one, her name was Christmas in French just with a few extra letters thrown and who wants to be called Christmas?

:'(

[Captain America]

Sorry! :D

[Hush]

Todd is correct :nod:

Yeah, I don't care what the context, this has made my life.

[Hawkeye]

Noah was always a wild card, though. But she had to wonder when this started for him. He was quite straight in Stonehenge... Unless he was so repulsed by that kiss, that he swapped sides. She thought with a sudden panic. At least she had Luca, or else she would have been more concerned. Lowering her mug, she looked at Sophie. "Either there's some backfired spell involved, or our gaydars are WAY off."

Brilliant :rotfl:

[Tigerlily]

He had turned into some sort of cheap Disney rip off. First he had been a blue Caterpillar just like in Alice in Wonderland and now he was a merman. Was he working through the Disney filmography or something? He did not look forward to the day he turned into a baboon and started singing about squashed bananas and drawing lions on trees.

"This is not the time for everyone's Little Mermaid fantasies, all right?"

:rotfl:

[Sobriquet]

Still it amused her, thinking of their adventures together. Genie Boy and Faerie Girl.

:rofl:

[Black Widow]

Freya moved around in his arms and Ryan loosened his grip slightly to allow her to move easier until her arms were around his neck and she leaned up for a kiss. Ryan reciprocated and his lips met hers and his eyes closed instantly as their lips molded together perfectly. Ryan never got bored of kissing Freya and, in fact, the kiss was starting to make Ryan think about other things that he enjoyed doing with Freya. There was a wall nearby. That was practical. Or the floor. Ryan was not really fussed. Then again, he realised as the kiss ended, that it probably was not a good idea to try and initiate that right now. Lucas was already going to be pretty emotionally warped being a Blackman; it was better if he did not throw in the fact that he may witness his parents having sex in his bedroom whilst he was a baby. Probably for the best for everyone.

Nice to see that Ryan's as classy as ever :-p

[Hawkeye]

He’d never harm her. Intentionally. She could imagine him accidentally elbowing her in the face or something like that. But she’d live, it was no big deal. Even with a black eye she was impossibly sexy, so no problem.

:D Nice

[Nightlock]

"It's been two years, and he's happy and pulled himself together, and yet I still miss him. I spend a lot of time wishing I could fix it... trying to grow up and be the person that he would need me to be. I'm not, and I know that." He wanted to hug Sophie, but this was the first time he had really had a chance to discuss how he felt with someone else. After spending so much time screaming into the wind about how much it hurt, he was talking about who he was in relation to his past and why he felt so uncomfortable letting go of Reese. "I loved Reese and he wants me to let go but how do you change how you feel about someone to make them happy? I'm always scared that if something happens to him, I'll show up, guns blazing... and I'll want to save him just like I always felt I should. But he's made it clear that it's not my place and that's not fair. It's asking me to stop caring about him."

Maybe he would find common ground with Sophie in some ways here. "Maybe I don't get it, but I just don't see how you stop caring for someone."

This just strikes a chord. :'(

[Hawkeye]

"No. You. Don't!" She suddenly shouted, accentuating each word with a slap on his chest. She wanted to hit him harder, but that would have been spousal abuse.

It shouldn't be funny, but it was :shifty:

[Nefertiti]

Did she just say faerie?! Without realising it, Oliver leaned to the left and tried to look behind Lucille to try and locate her fairy wings and the magic wand that fairies usually had. That was right, wasn't it? That was what Tinkerbell had been like in Peter Pan and Oliver did not like to think of a world in which Disney lied to you.

"Woah, woah, woah. Hold all of your horses." he said, holding up his hands as if he was trying to tell someone to stop running towards him. "Did you just say you were a faerie? Like, y'know, magical pixie dust and making people fly to Neverland and I do believe in fairies, I do, I do!" Oliver asked excitedly, quickly becoming lost in his questions and moving much closer to Lucille that was probably necessary. "Also, is it true that when someone says there's no such thing as fairies that one dies? Oh, no! I just said it, didn't I?! Oh, have I just killed someone? I'm so sorry!"

:rofl: *pets Oliver*

[Tigerlily]

Opinion: Samuel hates Dane. He already has Drake to deal with for Arlette and now Dane for Noelle? He is not everyone's resurrection service, all right?!


:rotfl:

[Tate Langdon]

In the midst of all that sadness...

And if a sacrifice was needed, well Gray was going to make sure that Tobias cleared his schedule.

:D

[Black Widow]

"Hello! I'm Teddy. This is Willow. We would like to make out with you because you look extremely appealing."

If all else failed, he would take his shirt off. That usually went over really well.

Teddy is just WIN!

[Tigerlily]

Albus. ALBUS DUMBLEDORE.

Okay, stop now, Oliver.

DUMBLEDORE!

DUMBLEDORE! I wonder if he has one of those light clicker thingies to make all the lights go out?! That would be so cool!

:rotfl:

[Hawkeye]

even now Claire found herself cursing the baby for making her walk with the grace of a penguin.

:rotfl: Can't. Breathe. :rotfl:

[Sobriquet]

“Hate to burst your bubbles, everyone, but it doesn’t seem there’s anyone else but us here.”

"There's bubbles?!" he cried out, spinning around on the spot on the search for bubbles. He loved bubbles. They were so summery and funny! You could pop them and they made you jump if they got your nose and they were just so cool! However, Sage was talking about bursting them and that was just sad. Why would anyone want to burst bubbles when they could go out in the sun and play with them? She's so moody! :(

Rowan was talking again and Ash nodded in agreement, although he was still occupied in his search to find the bubbles. He just wanted to play and go to this feast and have fun but he couldn't find anything! Disappointed, he pouted and he turned to Willow, before shaking his head and saying, "There's no bubbles." He felt rubbish, like crying or something. First of all they were trapped in some big stuffy castle instead of out in the sunlight and now the food and the bubbles they had been promised had disappeared!

What a disaster!


ASH APPRECIATION LIFE

:lmao:

[Iridescent]

Setting
Gray and Jenna both happen to be out alone at a nightclub. This is bound to lead to sexytimes. Post!


Best. Premise. Ever.

[Drown the Demon]

Jess didn't hesitate in walking over to the window, and when she saw what was down there, it didn't take long for her to put the pieces together. Chairs with friends (and Noah) waiting, and facing an alter. A pair of white shoes. She would have been an idiot not to realize it. But it also could have meant anything. Her eyes went wide, and she spun around to look at Claire. It was official: she was actually insane. Planning a secret wedding for a couple who was already married?

"Claire, we got married a year ago!" She emphasized. It was too late for a ceremony, or at least that's what Jess convinced herself. Her mind drifted to other scenarios, and one sent a burst of fury in her. "You do know polygamy is still illegal, right?!?" Shooting a glance at Luca, she said in a warning tone. "Don't even think about it." Deep down, she knew he wouldn't, but it was easier for her to make assumptions, rather than think that she and Luca were actually going to have a real wedding. She was only setting herself up for disappointment if it turned out not to be true. It wasn't that their Vegas wedding wasn't real, but it was missing something quite important: friends. And now, there were people she knew downstairs, instead of the random employees at the Little White Wedding Chapel.

XD Way to jump to conclusions, Jess.

[Sobriquet]

“She’s friendly,”

"She's French." Joseph shrugged.

This made me laugh more than it should have done xD

[Titanium]

“That’s a beautiful name,”

"Thank you." She replied, liking her own name as well. L.A. was full of unusual names. Some of them were pretty, and others were rather special (like Moonunit… she still didn't understand why anyone would name their child that).

Yes, I'm easily amused. And Moonunit makes me laugh. :-p

[Sobriquet]

Sophie hated seeing any of her coven members upset but Ollie especially. They'd become close since he'd moved into her coven house and he was like the younger brother she'd never had. Seeing him so upset made her feel sad too, but she was determined to help him through this. She wrapped her arms around Ollie and gave him a big hug. "Ollie, it's going to be okay!"

I feel my feelings about Sophiver BFFship can only be summarised in teh following gif.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxdm6PI9K1qcuw3i.gif

[Black Widow]

She was about to follow him through the doors when she saw Ash’s lips trembling. Oh no. Was he going to cry too? How was she supposed to handle both boys crying. She wasn’t a babysitter for goodness sake! Maybe she should just find some real man.

:rotfl:

[Hawkeye]

He's delusional. Someone drugged my faerie.

WIN! :D

[Nefertiti]

“Don’t worry, if you’re not up to it I can flash you,” he spoke strictly speaking of traveling to the destination and it took him a while to realize what he had said sounded somewhat dirty.

Oh, Ezra :-p

[Annie Edison]

"There is no need to bring your pet rock collection, you know that right? They are just rocks. They don't have feelings."

Oh, Joseph...

[Tate Langdon]

“Have you seen a blond twerp around this evening? Likely with little to no neon clothing on?”

Oh, Jaime :D

[Iridescent]

Claire Juneau
I've had too little variation in my flings lately. Anyone here interested?

Ash Dale
What's a fling?

Willow Daisy Hale
It means: Throw or hurl forcefully. I wasn't sure what it was either, so I googled it!

:rofl:

[Nefertiti]

"I think I'm dying. Can't you...I don't know, orb the baby out or something?"

:rotfl:

[Captain America]

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohogod.

Noah was convinced that even if he lived to have a thousand future stupid ideas, this was easily going to be the single most idiotic thing he had ever done. And that was saying a lot when you were the kind of person that purposely locked your psychotic brother in a dungeon full of inept magical students who had the nerve to go poking around your private wings and rooms.

He knew pain. Hell, Noah Thorne could take one hell of an *** kicking and still come back for more. He was built tough, and a Vulcani to top it off. He could take the worst of anything and still come out on top. This, however, was something entirely different. His body felt like it was trying to turn itself inside out and he was suddenly terrified that he might actually give birth as well as feel the pain of it. If his internal organs ended up in a heap on the floor once this was all said and done with he was going to have a very strongly worded conversation with the Higher Powers and their choice of magical rings.

The Vulcani co-Guide was on all fours now, breathing in through is nose and out through his mouth. He wasn't too full of masculine pride to have read up on pregnancy and the stages of birth, more specifically breathing techniques. It was supposed to help the whole process if you could relax your breathing and make it calm and regular. Or at least as calm as it could be when you felt as though you were about to pass a whole block of apartments complete with individual balconies.

Each out breath was joined by alternating 'oooooooooohs' and 'aaaaaaaaaaahs'. It was supposed to help, but Noah wanted to be knocked out all the same.

In through the nose. Out through the mouth. "Aaahhhhh-ooooowwww!" Not working. Excruciating pain. Plan B. What the hell is Plan B, Thorne?!

“If I knew how to do that, I would’ve, don’t you think?”

Now was not that time to be arguing. Noah hurt too much. How the hell was Nadia supposed to cope with this level of pain? She was so small and delicate. This would certainly rip her to pieces if she was feeling this level of pain herself. She held onto his hand, and it was a small sense of comfort through all the agony.

"I...swear...Nad," he managed through his attempts at relaxed breathing that sounded fairly similar to a pig snuffling for food. "If I...end up...giving birth...on my...own...bathroom floor...because of...this...I...am...leaving...you...for...Herrick !"

All of this. Oh God. :rotfl:

[Callista]

Claire was French so, therefore, in love with half the planet and Sophie was still hung up on Noah.

True. So very true :-p

[Hush]

It was a certain improvement over the other mortals he'd met, most of whom had been thugs like Oliver Hastings.

Ollie? A thug? :lmao:

[Sobriquet]

He had never really thought about the Greek god much before, but now he felt even awkward for bringing it up. Though, it was not his fault that the power was known to be that. It was not as if people walked around calling it Zombie Summon 2000, now did they?
.


*starts petition to get HW renamed as Zombie Summon 2000*

[Sobriquet]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2lvk3eo.png

Viola Freeman is better than you :D

[Annie Edison]

(Pandora counted herself to be part of this unfortunately small group of people too hideous to exist)

I have so many days like this :nod:

[Black Widow]

Her eyes drifted to the gingerbread house he stood in front of. "Oh my God! I wonder how many eggs it took to make that!" Jocelyn wasn't being sarcastic when she said that, either. She was actually doing the math and estimations in her head.

Jocelyn is so adorably geeky xD

[Hawkeye]

She gave him one last look and stormed out of his room, wishing there was a door she could slam behind her.

Stupid useless curtains!

I see the curtains are still a big hit :lmao:

[Captain America]

More than once she had to stop herself from cheering or calling out his name, she couldn't do that because then Harry would know she was there. Right now he had no idea that she was watching him train, he had no idea that she'd been watching him train for a while now, or that she'd attended some of his lectures and followed him around the campus. He had no idea that Willow had turned into his own personal stalker.

:rofl: Oh, Willow!

[Black Widow]

_____

Beatrice had shoved Ezra off with a telekinetic attack and he wailed out loud as he hit the ground scraping his elbow. He yelled out as he realized he had gotten another boo boo! No amount of colorful Band-Aids or delicious lollypops were going to make him happy. And the one person who he wanted to smack more than anyone had vanished into thin air after she attacked some guy. “POOPY HEAD!” he yelled at the top of his lungs as he stood up dusting himself off. He was miserable and he just wanted to go home and play with his toys, or even color in a coloring book! Anything but be here with these mean people!

The tantrum from Ezra was as great as any toddler out there. Except he had magic on his side to get his point across and Gray was his victim. He mimicked the Nature Control he had seen be used again Beatrice, causing the vine around Gray’s leg to get tighter, digging the thorns in deeper, while he called forward another vine from the ground to wrap around his other leg and hold him still.

“You’s a poopy head too!” he yelled at Gray not liking this man at all!

I just feel the need to post this here. Childish Ezra is WIN :-p

[Black Widow]

Flashing into the arena that he had been told out, Oliver looked around quickly and narrowed his eyes at it. It looked dark and scary and Oliver immediately did not like it. What could there be hiding in the woods that was waiting to attack them?! Suddenly, the darkness fled as light flooded the arena and Oliver stumbled backwards in surprise as he looked up and smiled widely as he saw Willow sitting up safely in a tree. Chuckling to himself, Oliver waved at her and activated his own levitation power to hover up to the branch. It was a little out of reach of his six feet but he was able to reach Willow's hand and pull himself up onto the branch. Gripping the tree as he sat down, he looked sideways at his teammate and smiled. This was nice.

Don't kiss her again.

"Hey, Princess." he greeted as he sat on the branch. "Maybe...maybe the other team won't come?"

The image of Willow and Ollie casually hanging out in a tree, during what should be a fight, really amuses me :-p

Ollie and Willow sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[Tate Langdon]

Crossing her arms, she gave them both a glare. "You two are incredibly pretty, I get it, you have to fight it out over who is the prettiest, but can we save it for an actual fight?..."

I think Eva has summed up ADA vs FGB in a single line :D

[Hush]

"You know, I don't know if I want to be a vampire. I don't even own a Volvo."

:lmao: